Lost / StolenLost / Stolen
After my angiogram procedure a nurse handed me several surgical instruments, telling me that it was cheaper for the hospital to mark them as lost/stolen than it was for them to actually autoclave them. She thought I would like to have them for cleaning fish. I was high on Lorazepam so this may have been entirely false, but her claim seems so incredibly wrong and one of the reasons why health care costs are so ridiculously high.